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Is that a pirate flag
on the back of your truck?

2
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You're absolutely fucking right it is.

3
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Yeah, why don't you throw
a Spartan sticker up there?

4
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Really lean into it.

5
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Oh, come on!

6
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Like me, pirates roamed free,

7
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took what they want,
and screwed like it was their job.

8
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- Yeah.
- God, I was born too late.

9
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Yeah, yeah. Settle down, Jimmy Buffett.

10
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I do have a question, though.
Do you have a Jack Sparrow tramp stamp?

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I can't believe you have the audacity
to even come at me.

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Don't you love those little samurai?

13
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We've been over this. Not samurai.

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Samurai were the shogun's bitches!

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- Ninjas!
- Ninja, please.

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If I wanted to dress in pajamas
and hide in the bushes

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just to stab somebody in the back,
I'd be a fucking officer.

18
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No, ninjas were the special operations
of their time.

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They were skilled, they were respectable,

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not stumbling around drunk like pirates,
beating up fat merchants,

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getting syphilis from lack of vitamin C.

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- Scurvy.
- What?

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They got scurvy from lack of vitamin C.

24
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They got syphilis from whoring around.

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[Vaughn] You're making your case now.
It's not surprising

26
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that you're the expert on syphilis.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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First the fever comes on, then the sweats,
then the lesions, then it goes internal.

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Starts hitting your organs.

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You start having vivid dreams
and massive hallucinations and, bam,

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three years later, you're dead.

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That sounds awesome.

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There's something wrong with you.

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Hey, guys, I just want to say how much
I genuinely miss these conversations.

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- Yeah, he's not gonna go out with you.
- No, I'm not that kind of pirate, pal.

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Even miss the constant homophobia.

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No, you guys are both very attractive men,
but I'm just saying hi.

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I used to be in the military.

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Whoa!

40
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You wanna go back in?

41
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Because we have some amazing,
amazing bonuses for 88 Mikes right now.

42
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- No, man, I actually just got out.
- Well, then, fuck you, then.

43
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Yeah, fuck you.
What'd you do in the military?

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Oh, so I was a...

45
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- Let me guess, a SEAL? You were a SEAL?
- No, no, I was a...

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- SEAL? [barking]
- [barking]

47
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[Joe] All right, guys.

48
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- Fucking prick.
- Yeah, what an asshole.

49
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I was a SEAL.

50
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Bin Laden should have been
a Delta mission.

51
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[theme music playing]

52
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[phone ringing]

53
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- Ah! There he is!
- [shouting]

54
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Martinez, Jones, what's going on, guys?

55
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Not much, man. You know us,
getting ready to deploy again.

56
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You gonna join us this time?

57
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Yeah, there's still plenty of time
for you to join us and not be a bitch.

58
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I don't think I'm making this one, boys.

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[both cawing]

60
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All right, it's not like that, okay?

61
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It's just time
for the next phase of my life.

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[both cawing]

63
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Yeah, yeah, fuck you guys.

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[laughing]

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All right, keep doodling, you blue falcon.

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- Y'all are assholes.
- [call disconnects]

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In the military, when someone
screws someone over,

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they call him or her a blue falcon,
which stands for "buddy fucker."

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Especially when that person
is a higher rank.

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I mean, you can't just say that to them,
so everyone will go:

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[caws]

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It's the best.

73
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Are you okay, Joe? You look tired.

74
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Oh, yeah.

75
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Had a bit of a long night.

76
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Yeah, I know. I tried calling you.

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Oh, my bad. Did you need something?

78
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I...

79
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All right, listen up, people.

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I want you all to bow your heads for
my friend and client, Silas Wraithmore.

81
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Silas?

82
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You're welcome.

83
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Silas, it's so nice to meet you.

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I'm Ashleigh-Mareigh.

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[groaning]

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[wheelchair whirring]

87
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Silas works for Shadowbrella
Ambulance Corporation

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and he's hired us to develop a campaign
to take down the Worst Responders.

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Are they a rival ambulance company?

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Hardly.

91
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We're a multi-billion dollar
medical conglomerate

92
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delivering premium ambulance services.

93
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- So who are the Worst Responders, then?
- They're a first responder meme page.

94
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So you're trying to take out a meme page?

95
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Isn't that a little bit
of an overreaction?

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Listen up, cupcake.

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Nobody has the audacity to make fun of us.

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Nobody!

99
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Nobody makes fun of Big Ambo.

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Nobody.

101
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Did he just poke Joe?

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I believe he did.

103
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Well, what if we found a way
to all work together?

104
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You know, with the Worst Responders?

105
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Because we catch more flies with honey.

106
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Work together. Work together.

107
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Honey, we don't want to catch flies.

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We want to crush flies.

109
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We want to destroy them.

110
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We wanna go to their homes
and salt the fields

111
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so they can never return home again,
that's what we want.

112
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[Joe caws]

113
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Um... [clears throat]

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My bad.

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[Silas groaning]

116
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[wheelchair whirring]

117
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[groans]

118
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[stomach gurgles]

119
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I feel a bowel movement coming.

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- Ah...
- [farts]

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- Not yet.
- [Joe] Okay.

122
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[farting]

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I have to dump out.

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[Stewart] Okay.

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[Joe] Jesus Christ.

126
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[Ashleigh] Where do you find these people?

127
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That might be the worst person
I've ever met.

128
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Well, you heard the man.

129
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We have a meme page to destroy.

130
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I want those people
to regret ever being born.

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I stand corrected.

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Guys, check this out.

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It's just ridiculous videos.

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Are we seriously going
after some EMTs and firefighters

135
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just being ridiculous on the Internet?
Come on, man.

136
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Yeah, this doesn't feel right.

137
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Let me ask you something, Josephine.

138
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All right, when the villages
were hiding Taliban in Afghanistan,

139
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what did you do, huh?

140
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[mimicking gunfire]
You mowed them down, right?

141
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[in high-pitched voice] "No, no,
I'm just an innocent boy!"

142
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Bang! The daughter with the clubfoot
starts running away.

143
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"Oh, man, she's fast for a cripple.

144
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Hold on,
just a quick range adjustment here."

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[grunting]

146
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Bang!

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The mother comes out of the hut,
grips on your leg.

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[in high-pitched voice]
"No! Why would you kill my children?"

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You let the tomahawk
slide off the back of your belt.

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"Don't worry, you're gonna see them soon."

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[in high-pitched voice] "I am?"

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[shouting]

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What are their pronouns?

154
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[Stewart] You showed them no mercy, right?

155
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You let them know
that you are not to be trifled with.

156
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Of course not.

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That's the literal definition
of a war crime.

158
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Really?

159
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That's weak sauce.

160
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Look, I just want information, okay?

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Who are these people?

162
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Do they have kids?

163
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Mm? Do they have any affairs
going on in their lives?

164
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Can we call the IRS on them?
Maybe the FBI?

165
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In a sense, how do we ruin them?

166
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Does no one think working with these guys
degrades our reputation?

167
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I do. My father
didn't almost serve after 9/11

168
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for me to embarrass him by doing this.

169
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Yeah.

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[screaming] Ideas! By noon!

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[in normal voice] And they better be good.

172
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I am a savage.

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You don't like it? Get out of my way.

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Besides, they might complain.
"Oh, Stewie's so mean."

175
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But I'm the center of their universe.

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They gravitate towards my leadership.

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Even that lesbo, Jocelyn.

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I could turn her straight if I wanted to.

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She's just not my type.

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If there's ever a Purge,
I'm coming for Stewie.

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By night's end, his head will be
on a pike, and I will bathe in his blood.

182
00:09:01,333 --> 00:09:04,294
Mark my words.

183
00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:06,588
Stewie is, uh...

184
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problematic.

185
00:09:10,509 --> 00:09:12,594
If there's one thing I learned in Airsoft,

186
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it's that leaders
inspire those around them.

187
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Stewie would get totally fragged
in my weekend game.

188
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Knock, knock.

189
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- Hey.
- [Ashleigh] Michael, hi.

190
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- How are you?
- Good. How are you?

191
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Good.

192
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- [Ashleigh] What are you doing here?
- Figured I'd just say hi.

193
00:09:30,821 --> 00:09:33,365
Okay. Well, everyone, this is Michael,

194
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- the founder of Kinetic Force Labs.
- Hey, how are you guys?

195
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- How are you?
- Oh, my God. I love what you do.

196
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I can't wait for Range Recon.

197
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I signed up for your beta, and it is sick.

198
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Didn't you guys
back the Fuel app store too?

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We did.

200
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At Kinetic Force Labs, we believe
that Big Tech shouldn't be the arbiter

201
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of what can go into an app.

202
00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:56,311
Oh, yeah, that's where I got
the Shithead app.

203
00:09:56,388 --> 00:09:58,783
- [Michael] Yeah.
- [shouts] So you're coming on as a client?

204
00:09:58,807 --> 00:10:03,020
Uh, no. We have our own
30-person marketing team, but thank you.

205
00:10:03,312 --> 00:10:04,330
- Appreciate it.
- [Joe] Ah.

206
00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:06,231
We'd crush it for you.
You're missing out, man.

207
00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:08,710
- Sure you would.
- [Joe] What brings you around here, then?

208
00:10:08,734 --> 00:10:12,904
Well, I wanted to ask this classy lady
what time I should pick you up tonight.

209
00:10:13,196 --> 00:10:15,949
The ballet starts at 8:00,

210
00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:17,961
but I thought maybe
we can get drinks prior.

211
00:10:17,993 --> 00:10:21,163
Yeah. How about 7:00?

212
00:10:21,455 --> 00:10:23,123
- 7:00? 7:00 works.
- Gotta head out.

213
00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:24,455
Nice to meet you, Michael.

214
00:10:24,499 --> 00:10:26,102
- What was your name?
- [Joe] Yeah, it's Joe.

215
00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:28,407
- Joe. Pleasure to meet you.
- Yeah. All right, take care.

216
00:10:29,046 --> 00:10:30,797
- Seems like a nice guy.
- Yeah.

217
00:10:33,675 --> 00:10:34,675
Joseph.

218
00:10:34,843 --> 00:10:35,843
Hey, Victoria.

219
00:10:35,886 --> 00:10:39,097
[Michael and Ashleigh chattering]

220
00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:40,766
And then what was your name?

221
00:10:41,058 --> 00:10:42,267
- Carter.
- [Michael] Carter.

222
00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:43,995
Thanks for being part of the dream, buddy.

223
00:10:44,019 --> 00:10:46,897
- Of course.
- [Michael] Appreciate it. Um, okay.

224
00:10:47,189 --> 00:10:48,732
- Nope. Nope. Nope. No.
- [moaning]

225
00:10:49,024 --> 00:10:50,776
[Michael] Uh, hey, Ash?

226
00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:53,362
We're good. All right.

227
00:10:53,654 --> 00:10:54,974
- I'll see you at 7:00.
- See you.

228
00:10:55,489 --> 00:10:56,615
[Michael] Oh, pardon me.

229
00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:07,584
[Victoria] You should be careful
with the PDA in the office.

230
00:11:10,879 --> 00:11:12,714
It makes some people...

231
00:11:14,091 --> 00:11:15,509
very uncomfortable.

232
00:11:23,392 --> 00:11:27,604
It's new. I don't know what it is yet,
but he's so solid, you know?

233
00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:30,899
Who wouldn't wanna date him?
He has it all together.

234
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,777
No indecisiveness, no games.

235
00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:37,280
He seems like a nice guy, for sure.

236
00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:39,240
She...

237
00:11:40,575 --> 00:11:42,035
She deserves someone nice.

238
00:11:43,995 --> 00:11:45,372
[upbeat music playing]

239
00:11:45,664 --> 00:11:49,209
Welcome all to Vegan-palooza.

240
00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:50,127
[scattered applause]

241
00:11:50,419 --> 00:11:52,963
I appreciate you all
for being so open-minded,

242
00:11:53,255 --> 00:11:56,091
and especially to those of you
who donated dishes.

243
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,677
- [chuckles]
- This was a really good idea, Rafael.

244
00:11:58,969 --> 00:12:00,969
Yeah, man. Thank you for sharing.
We appreciate it.

245
00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,221
That looks so good.

246
00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:05,392
I don't know. I feel like
there's a little something missing.

247
00:12:08,437 --> 00:12:13,400
My ancestors did not fight off
saber-toothed tigers with spears

248
00:12:13,692 --> 00:12:17,237
in order for me to live off soy
for the rest of my life.

249
00:12:17,529 --> 00:12:18,655
No, sir.

250
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:24,870
I also prefer to have some meat.

251
00:12:26,621 --> 00:12:29,541
Mm... Mm!

252
00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:33,628
Stewie, these Impossible Burgers
are so good.

253
00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,640
[Jocelyn] Yeah, Stewie,
this is really good.

254
00:12:35,756 --> 00:12:37,090
- [Rafael] Mm.
- [Jocelyn] Mm.

255
00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:38,542
[Joe] Let me get some hummus.

256
00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:40,343
[laughing]

257
00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:42,971
It's not Impossible Burger.

258
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,307
It's burger and cheese.

259
00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:47,893
Lots of cheese.

260
00:12:48,185 --> 00:12:51,605
This will be hilarious.

261
00:12:53,231 --> 00:12:55,692
People think that hummus
is Greek, but it's not.

262
00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:56,984
- [Joe] Really?
- Yeah.

263
00:12:57,027 --> 00:12:58,027
[Carter] Are you sure?

264
00:12:58,945 --> 00:12:59,945
[Rafael groaning]

265
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,113
Sorry.

266
00:13:01,615 --> 00:13:03,241
[groaning]

267
00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:04,618
[Carter] You all right?

268
00:13:04,910 --> 00:13:06,411
I'm not feeling so good.

269
00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:07,703
[Ashleigh] What's wrong?

270
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:10,290
[grunting]

271
00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:15,045
[door slams]

272
00:13:15,337 --> 00:13:17,547
[Rafael shouting and defecating]

273
00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:20,217
Oh! It burns!

274
00:13:21,218 --> 00:13:23,428
[shouting and defecating continues]

275
00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:28,308
Is everything okay, guys?
I heard someone screaming.

276
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,060
[Rafael groaning]

277
00:13:30,352 --> 00:13:32,479
Guess what, guys. It's real meat.

278
00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:34,773
What the fuck, Stewie?

279
00:13:35,065 --> 00:13:36,233
Stewie, what the fuck?

280
00:13:36,525 --> 00:13:38,845
- [toilet flushes]
- Relax, we're just having a bit of fun.

281
00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:40,612
You know how important this was for Raf.

282
00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:41,904
[Joe caws]

283
00:13:43,406 --> 00:13:44,491
[grunting]

284
00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:47,828
I think the hummus went down the wrong...

285
00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:49,745
tube.

286
00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:52,666
[upbeat music playing]

287
00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:54,334
[wheelchair whirring]

288
00:13:58,004 --> 00:13:59,004
What is this?

289
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:04,135
This is my tribute
to the three greatest veterans I know.

290
00:14:04,427 --> 00:14:06,137
Jason Van Camp runs Warrior Rising.

291
00:14:06,429 --> 00:14:08,265
They help veterans become entrepreneurs.

292
00:14:08,557 --> 00:14:10,433
Jared Lyon runs
Student Veterans of America.

293
00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:12,894
They help veterans dominate college.

294
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,105
And Tim Kennedy runs Sheepdog Response,

295
00:14:15,397 --> 00:14:17,983
the premier training academy
for the warrior inside all of us.

296
00:14:18,275 --> 00:14:22,070
It's like my ghost of badass past,
present, and future.

297
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,364
[laughing mockingly] Kennedy sucks.

298
00:14:25,407 --> 00:14:26,616
How can you say that?

299
00:14:26,908 --> 00:14:30,829
He doesn't even believe
in the Second Amendment.

300
00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:34,165
He runs a school that teaches
gun safety and shooting skills.

301
00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:36,537
How can you say he doesn't like
the Second Amendment?

302
00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:40,797
Well, in an interview eight years ago,
he said some things that I didn't like.

303
00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:44,426
And no matter how many times
he's tried to clarify his comments...

304
00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:47,596
I still choose to hate him.

305
00:14:49,306 --> 00:14:50,891
I can understand that, actually.

306
00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:54,477
I feel the same way about George Lucas
when he made Greedo shoot first.

307
00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:56,855
Fuck George Lucas.

308
00:14:57,147 --> 00:14:58,523
And fuck Tim Kennedy.

309
00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:02,694
Chaz, you can do this, man.

310
00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:06,197
Uh, I'm not good at talking to people.

311
00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:08,658
Do you think I was always
a legendary lover

312
00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:11,328
and a maker of cinemagraphic masterpieces?

313
00:15:11,620 --> 00:15:13,246
Yes?

314
00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:17,792
True. But like a fine wine,
I got better as the years went on.

315
00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:20,921
That's why we practice.

316
00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:24,174
You have a great idea
for Main Street Bond.

317
00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:25,466
Now deliver it.

318
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:27,260
Okay, here it goes.

319
00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:34,392
- [pensive music playing]
- Envision a woman.

320
00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:36,728
Her name is Lisa.

321
00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:40,941
She's been burning the midnight oil
and grinding away at her new business

322
00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:42,632
- when, bam...
- Make me believe it.

323
00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:43,974
...she comes to the realization

324
00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:47,030
that she does not have
the capital to get the job done.

325
00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:51,826
A normal night turns
into the longest night of her life.

326
00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:55,163
- Her hope is dwindling.
- Yes.

327
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:56,665
Then she sees it.

328
00:15:56,957 --> 00:15:58,333
Main Street Bond.

329
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,835
Experts that can help.

330
00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:03,964
Not charlatans whining on social media.

331
00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:05,255
[chuckles softly]

332
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,467
She's refilled with hope.

333
00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:11,680
Each backer, each investor, each share
gets her closer to her dream.

334
00:16:11,972 --> 00:16:13,306
Bring it home!

335
00:16:13,974 --> 00:16:15,475
At Main Street Bond,

336
00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:20,313
we turn every nervous tic
into a new opportunity.

337
00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:22,482
And every dream into reality.

338
00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:26,319
Because we know that every moment matters.

339
00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:30,782
You nailed it. Just like I nailed
Dame Judi on the set of Shakespeare.

340
00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:33,660
You mean Judi Dench?

341
00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:36,496
A gentleman never tells, Chaz.

342
00:16:38,373 --> 00:16:41,209
A gentleman never tells.

343
00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:44,671
Now, go tell Karen.

344
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:52,137
Silas, it means the world to me

345
00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:54,806
that you've come to Gasoline Dog
for your marketing needs.

346
00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:57,934
We are small, but we are mighty.

347
00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:01,396
First, let me be clear, Karen.

348
00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:05,525
Um, you are a tasty...

349
00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:06,943
[wheelchair whirring]

350
00:17:07,235 --> 00:17:09,070
...little morsel.

351
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,281
I...

352
00:17:11,573 --> 00:17:13,616
A little old for my taste.

353
00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:18,788
But like a bundle of bananas,

354
00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:22,000
brown and bruised on the outside...

355
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:27,213
but still soft, delicate...

356
00:17:28,423 --> 00:17:30,759
and delicious on the inside.

357
00:17:33,178 --> 00:17:35,430
Um, thank you?

358
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:38,308
It's true, Aunt Karen.
You're a smoke show.

359
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:39,726
[Silas] Yes, yes.

360
00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:45,774
Second, our marketing company
was a little apprehensive

361
00:17:46,357 --> 00:17:48,985
to get their hands dirty, you know.

362
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:53,323
But you don't look like
you have a problem getting...

363
00:17:56,284 --> 00:17:57,494
dirty.

364
00:17:58,119 --> 00:18:02,707
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Yeah, well, I'm confident
that once you've worked with us,

365
00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:04,709
you'll want to do more with us.

366
00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:06,001
[Silas] Oh.

367
00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:12,717
Oh, I promise you, I already do.

368
00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:18,014
So tell me more about Shadowbrella.

369
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:22,185
Ah. Shadowbrella...

370
00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:27,649
Ambulance Corporation.

371
00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:29,692
They prefer their full name.

372
00:18:29,984 --> 00:18:33,113
Okay, but when you say the whole thing,

373
00:18:33,404 --> 00:18:36,032
it does sound kind of...

374
00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:38,952
evil?

375
00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:41,412
[both] Eeh...?

376
00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:42,704
Evil?

377
00:18:42,831 --> 00:18:47,043
Is there anything evil about
when somebody's sick or injured

378
00:18:47,335 --> 00:18:51,005
being able to be moved to the hospital
in a life-and-death crisis?

379
00:18:52,257 --> 00:18:54,801
Um, I guess not,
when you put it like that.

380
00:18:55,093 --> 00:18:59,681
Um, so what's your business model?
I really do love to learn about clients.

381
00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:03,810
Well, we use
favorable government regulations.

382
00:19:04,102 --> 00:19:07,355
So in the event
that somebody has to call 911,

383
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:12,652
they have no choice
but to use our company.

384
00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:15,363
And in that moment of crisis,

385
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:20,285
we are then able to overbill them
for any and all services.

386
00:19:20,577 --> 00:19:21,786
- It's brilliant.
- True.

387
00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:27,792
Okay, okay, so that means you must pay
your EMT guys a great wage.

388
00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:29,586
[both laughing]

389
00:19:29,878 --> 00:19:32,380
- It's a great wage.
- It's a very good wage.

390
00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:35,592
You are funny.

391
00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:37,051
Tasty and funny.

392
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:41,264
No, we pay them barely over minimum wage.

393
00:19:41,556 --> 00:19:42,556
Oh, I love that.

394
00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:44,350
- Isn't that fantastic?
- Yes.

395
00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:48,354
Okay, so sorry, I'm a little confused.

396
00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:52,567
Um, so, what stops your employees
from going to your competitors?

397
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:56,905
So we've lobbied extensively
that, in effect,

398
00:19:57,197 --> 00:20:00,074
no other company
is able to start doing business

399
00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:02,619
without first being approved...

400
00:20:02,911 --> 00:20:03,911
Wait for it.

401
00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:08,123
...by us.

402
00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:09,167
By us. By us.

403
00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:11,294
We have to make sure
that they can do business

404
00:20:11,586 --> 00:20:12,706
before they can do business.

405
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:14,279
[whispers] And we never allow that.

406
00:20:15,757 --> 00:20:17,008
That can't be right.

407
00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:21,221
Oh, it's very right.

408
00:20:21,512 --> 00:20:23,723
- Slam dunk, Aunt Karen.
- Boom.

409
00:20:33,274 --> 00:20:34,817
We just really need the money.

410
00:20:36,277 --> 00:20:37,904
I don't feel good about this.

411
00:20:38,196 --> 00:20:41,282
Seriously, dude. Most of these
first responders guys are vets.

412
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:46,371
As a vegan, I vowed to never hurt animals.

413
00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:50,541
And the Worst Responders are animals.

414
00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:53,253
The human animal.

415
00:20:53,544 --> 00:20:55,171
Come on, man.

416
00:20:55,755 --> 00:21:01,678
Raf, you always say the right thing
in the worst possible way.

417
00:21:02,679 --> 00:21:06,516
Folks, now, I know we got off
to a little bit of a rocky start,

418
00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:10,770
but the Shadowbrella client
is the best client we've ever had,

419
00:21:11,062 --> 00:21:13,314
so let's hear these ideas.

420
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:14,941
Can't do it, Karen.

421
00:21:15,233 --> 00:21:16,943
Yeah, he's the worst.

422
00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:24,325
Listen, I don't know if you've noticed,
but we're not doing that great right now.

423
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:28,162
Do you know how much it costs
to run this company?

424
00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:30,039
Well, I do.

425
00:21:30,331 --> 00:21:33,251
And he may not be the nicest guy,

426
00:21:33,543 --> 00:21:36,963
but this client will keep us going
for the rest of the year.

427
00:21:37,255 --> 00:21:40,258
So I want a campaign.

428
00:21:40,550 --> 00:21:42,552
[Stewart] Can I just say
that I am appalled

429
00:21:42,844 --> 00:21:45,346
at the lack of teamwork
in this company right now?

430
00:21:46,681 --> 00:21:48,725
But I have been working on something.

431
00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:50,351
Thank you, Stewie.

432
00:21:51,144 --> 00:21:52,228
[Stewart clears throat]

433
00:21:53,688 --> 00:21:55,690
- [pensive music playing]
- Envision a woman.

434
00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:57,275
Her name is Lisa.

435
00:21:57,567 --> 00:22:00,820
She's been burning the midnight oil,
grinding away at her new business,

436
00:22:01,112 --> 00:22:06,117
when, bam, suddenly,
she realizes she's having a heart attack.

437
00:22:06,409 --> 00:22:10,830
A normal night has become
the longest night of her entire life.

438
00:22:11,122 --> 00:22:12,122
[Karen] I love this.

439
00:22:12,248 --> 00:22:14,500
[Stewart] Her hope dwindles.

440
00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:16,794
And then she sees it.

441
00:22:17,795 --> 00:22:21,090
The Shadowbrella Ambulance
Corporation ambulance.

442
00:22:21,382 --> 00:22:23,217
EMTs that can help.

443
00:22:24,093 --> 00:22:27,764
Not charlatans
whining away on social media.

444
00:22:28,056 --> 00:22:31,809
Her hope is refilled with each EMT,
with each IV,

445
00:22:32,101 --> 00:22:36,481
with each gentle caressing touch
bringing her closer to a hospital.

446
00:22:36,773 --> 00:22:39,710
- At Shadowbrella Ambulance Corporation...
- [whispering] He stole my idea.

447
00:22:39,734 --> 00:22:41,152
...we transform every scary tick

448
00:22:41,444 --> 00:22:44,822
- of the clock into quality care...
- [mouthing] What the fuck?

449
00:22:45,114 --> 00:22:49,202
...delivering every patient safely
to a life-saving hospital.

450
00:22:49,494 --> 00:22:56,000
Because here,
we know that every moment matters.

451
00:22:57,210 --> 00:23:00,046
[Karen] Oh, my God. I love it. I love it.

452
00:23:00,338 --> 00:23:01,506
It builds the client.

453
00:23:01,798 --> 00:23:05,385
And it does hit the Worst Responders,
but not attack them.

454
00:23:05,676 --> 00:23:06,928
So it's the high road approach.

455
00:23:07,220 --> 00:23:10,264
- Great job, Stewie.
- I do what I can. [laughs]

456
00:23:10,556 --> 00:23:12,934
Okay, team. Let's make this happen.

457
00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:28,783
You... You stole my idea.

458
00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:29,742
Boo-hoo.

459
00:23:30,034 --> 00:23:32,412
That's unacceptable, even for you, Stewie.

460
00:23:32,703 --> 00:23:34,622
[caws, then coughs]

461
00:23:39,085 --> 00:23:41,003
Are you okay, Joe?

462
00:23:41,295 --> 00:23:42,295
I'm fine.

463
00:23:45,258 --> 00:23:46,258
[door opens]

464
00:23:47,510 --> 00:23:48,510
[door closes]

465
00:23:49,429 --> 00:23:50,847
Yeah, no, he's not fine.

466
00:23:51,597 --> 00:23:52,723
[line ringing]

467
00:23:55,226 --> 00:23:56,269
How are you doing, Joe?

468
00:23:56,561 --> 00:23:57,895
Not great, sir.

469
00:23:58,187 --> 00:23:59,355
Why? What's up?

470
00:23:59,647 --> 00:24:02,984
I... I think I made
a mistake by getting out.

471
00:24:03,276 --> 00:24:06,112
You just got out.
How can you say that already?

472
00:24:06,404 --> 00:24:07,404
Nothing here makes sense.

473
00:24:07,613 --> 00:24:09,490
They don't get my jokes.
They don't get me.

474
00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:11,409
No one's in danger. No one's dying.

475
00:24:11,701 --> 00:24:14,036
And they're all stressed
about the dumbest shit.

476
00:24:14,328 --> 00:24:15,746
What about that girl you liked?

477
00:24:16,038 --> 00:24:18,875
Oh, I already screwed that up.
She's with some other dude now.

478
00:24:19,167 --> 00:24:20,607
I think I need to just come back in.

479
00:24:20,877 --> 00:24:22,587
Joe, let me ask you a question.

480
00:24:22,879 --> 00:24:26,132
When you went to Ranger school,
did you ever consider quitting?

481
00:24:26,424 --> 00:24:28,134
No, sir. I was ready to die out there.

482
00:24:28,426 --> 00:24:31,554
Well, then you must not have had
any bad days at Ranger school.

483
00:24:31,846 --> 00:24:33,686
Okay, look, I see where
you're going with this,

484
00:24:33,764 --> 00:24:34,474
but this is different.

485
00:24:34,765 --> 00:24:36,476
Why is it any different?

486
00:24:36,767 --> 00:24:40,354
Because then I had a goal and a team
and we were working on a mission.

487
00:24:40,646 --> 00:24:41,689
What's my mission now?

488
00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:44,581
Helping some piece of shit
corporate asshole screw over some vets?

489
00:24:44,775 --> 00:24:45,775
I have no mission.

490
00:24:45,943 --> 00:24:47,528
Then find one.

491
00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:51,073
But that starts
with embracing your new life.

492
00:24:51,365 --> 00:24:54,285
You have to adapt to them,
not the other way around.

493
00:24:54,577 --> 00:24:56,078
You're in their world now.

494
00:24:56,370 --> 00:24:59,123
While you're at it,
join your local American Legion.

495
00:24:59,415 --> 00:25:02,001
Be around other vets
that have already lived through this.

496
00:25:02,293 --> 00:25:03,377
Learn what they know.

497
00:25:03,669 --> 00:25:07,006
That's so easy for you to say.
What the hell is there here to embrace?

498
00:25:07,298 --> 00:25:09,425
And what the hell do I have here
worth fighting for?

499
00:25:09,717 --> 00:25:13,012
And maybe you like hanging around
a bunch of dudes telling war stories,

500
00:25:13,304 --> 00:25:15,848
but that sounds like hell to me.
I'd rather go back to war.

501
00:25:17,225 --> 00:25:18,309
[call disconnects]

502
00:25:21,896 --> 00:25:23,606
[phone buzzes]

503
00:25:30,905 --> 00:25:32,865
I'm just a bad leader.
I don't deserve a team.

504
00:25:33,157 --> 00:25:35,637
If they can do better than me,
why am I making these decisions?

505
00:25:35,910 --> 00:25:37,370
Well, well, well. [scoffs]

506
00:25:37,662 --> 00:25:39,497
Karen-stita.

507
00:25:39,789 --> 00:25:40,998
Where are you off to?

508
00:25:41,290 --> 00:25:43,084
More failure? Bankruptcy court?

509
00:25:44,418 --> 00:25:46,462
Hello, Lucius. It's good to see you too.

510
00:25:46,754 --> 00:25:49,340
[chuckles] I doubt that it's good
to see me, Karen.

511
00:25:49,632 --> 00:25:52,677
Looking at me must be like looking
at what your future could have been like

512
00:25:52,969 --> 00:25:56,639
had you just made a few better decisions.

513
00:25:56,931 --> 00:25:59,392
I'm doing just fine. Thanks.

514
00:25:59,684 --> 00:26:02,019
I've got Shadowbrella
coming on as a client.

515
00:26:02,311 --> 00:26:03,479
- Really?
- Mm-hm.

516
00:26:03,771 --> 00:26:07,567
I did not think you had it in you
to work with them.

517
00:26:07,858 --> 00:26:11,195
I'm curious. What are you doing for them?
They're vicious.

518
00:26:11,487 --> 00:26:14,365
They actually want us
to take out a competitor,

519
00:26:14,657 --> 00:26:17,577
some meme page called
the Worst Responders?

520
00:26:17,868 --> 00:26:19,245
Damn, Karen. Damn.

521
00:26:19,537 --> 00:26:22,331
I am actually a little proud of you.

522
00:26:22,623 --> 00:26:28,004
It's like I always say,
the best client is the one that pays.

523
00:26:28,296 --> 00:26:28,879
Am I right?

524
00:26:29,171 --> 00:26:30,339
Up top, girlfriend.

525
00:26:30,631 --> 00:26:32,550
- Oh, no.
- [chuckles]

526
00:26:32,842 --> 00:26:34,051
Okay.

527
00:26:39,223 --> 00:26:40,641
[mouths] What?

528
00:26:52,361 --> 00:26:54,947
You've got to be joking. Paul Hogan?

529
00:26:55,239 --> 00:26:57,408
You chose Crocodile Dundee?

530
00:26:57,700 --> 00:27:00,340
This is the most cowardly thing
that's ever come out of your mouth.

531
00:27:00,578 --> 00:27:03,789
I bet your favorite Nirvana song
is "Smells Like Teen Spirit."

532
00:27:04,081 --> 00:27:05,166
Get bent.

533
00:27:05,458 --> 00:27:10,588
Yahoo Serious doesn't even belong
in the same conversation as Hogan.

534
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:12,757
He's an Australian icon.

535
00:27:13,049 --> 00:27:14,884
- It's him, Steve Irwin...
- [door opens]

536
00:27:15,176 --> 00:27:16,427
...and everybody else.

537
00:27:16,719 --> 00:27:18,346
- What's up, guys?
- Not now, SEAL.

538
00:27:18,638 --> 00:27:22,224
I'm explaining to my idiot friend
that Yahoo Serious,

539
00:27:22,516 --> 00:27:25,770
writer, director,
amazing Australian actor,

540
00:27:26,062 --> 00:27:28,689
was ahead of his time
when he made Young Einstein,

541
00:27:28,981 --> 00:27:31,859
and I feel like he will not be
properly appreciated

542
00:27:32,151 --> 00:27:33,611
in this entire generation.

543
00:27:33,903 --> 00:27:35,488
Okay, uh, don't know who that is.

544
00:27:35,780 --> 00:27:38,032
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
You don't know who Yahoo Serious is?

545
00:27:38,324 --> 00:27:39,324
What's wrong with you?

546
00:27:39,408 --> 00:27:40,568
I don't watch a ton of mov...

547
00:27:40,660 --> 00:27:42,662
[Vaughn] Hogan is superior in every way.

548
00:27:43,412 --> 00:27:44,664
Except maybe hair.

549
00:27:44,955 --> 00:27:47,667
But you gotta put some respect
on Yahoo's name.

550
00:27:47,958 --> 00:27:50,211
[Joe] Okay. Got it. Got it.

551
00:27:50,503 --> 00:27:52,421
What's done is done. Why are you here?

552
00:27:52,713 --> 00:27:54,298
Was Carter in here?

553
00:27:54,590 --> 00:27:58,594
Yeah, Carter's here once or twice a week.
Originally, we thought he was gonna join,

554
00:27:58,886 --> 00:28:01,573
but after the 12th time, you know,
we realized it's not gonna happen.

555
00:28:01,597 --> 00:28:04,850
Yeah. He strikes me as, like,
a day-two, basic-training dropout,

556
00:28:05,142 --> 00:28:08,854
but he brings in amazing cookies,
so we entertain this whole thing.

557
00:28:09,146 --> 00:28:10,856
- Excellent cookies.
- Oh, my God.

558
00:28:11,148 --> 00:28:13,067
The perfect amount of nutmeg.

559
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:15,027
The nutmeg doesn't overwhelm.

560
00:28:15,319 --> 00:28:18,239
[Spreter] Not at all.
It just accents everything.

561
00:28:18,531 --> 00:28:20,574
- They're so good. Oh!
- [Vaughn] It stays with you.

562
00:28:22,702 --> 00:28:23,994
[both] SEALs.

563
00:28:24,578 --> 00:28:26,330
[upbeat music playing]

564
00:28:28,207 --> 00:28:30,376
[inaudible dialogue]

565
00:28:56,235 --> 00:28:58,696
I'd like to introduce you to the ladies,

566
00:28:58,988 --> 00:29:02,158
Dame Helen Mirren and Dame Judi Dench

567
00:29:02,450 --> 00:29:04,869
because, damn!

568
00:29:09,123 --> 00:29:10,583
[exhales sharply]

569
00:29:14,170 --> 00:29:15,421
What's up, kemosabe?

570
00:29:16,213 --> 00:29:20,092
- I'm just going through it right now, man.
- We all are, buddy.

571
00:29:20,384 --> 00:29:21,384
We all are.

572
00:29:27,475 --> 00:29:29,351
Everybody, gather around.

573
00:29:30,144 --> 00:29:31,312
I've got something to say.

574
00:29:33,105 --> 00:29:34,315
Karen, what happened?

575
00:29:34,607 --> 00:29:35,941
Do we need to call the police?

576
00:29:36,233 --> 00:29:37,318
No, it's okay.

577
00:29:37,610 --> 00:29:38,611
It's okay, thank you.

578
00:29:41,197 --> 00:29:44,909
The ninth L of leadership is "listen."

579
00:29:46,911 --> 00:29:50,289
And I haven't been doing
a good job of listening this week.

580
00:29:50,581 --> 00:29:51,581
No.

581
00:29:51,665 --> 00:29:54,001
You all said Silas was a bad man

582
00:29:54,293 --> 00:29:57,296
and that working with them
was a terrible idea.

583
00:29:58,631 --> 00:30:02,009
And yet I was so focused
on the fifth L of leadership,

584
00:30:02,301 --> 00:30:04,929
as we all know is "lock in"...

585
00:30:05,221 --> 00:30:07,681
- Lock in, yeah.
- Lock in. Of course. Of course.

586
00:30:07,973 --> 00:30:11,018
- ...that I led us all to failure.
- [Carter] Oh, no...

587
00:30:11,310 --> 00:30:12,870
- [Ashleigh] No, no, no, Karen.
- I did.

588
00:30:13,020 --> 00:30:15,189
You're not a failure.
You just made a mistake.

589
00:30:15,481 --> 00:30:16,649
We all make mistakes.

590
00:30:16,941 --> 00:30:18,108
I was a mistake.

591
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:20,600
- You're right where you're supposed to be.
- Thank you.

592
00:30:20,820 --> 00:30:22,460
So, what does that mean for Shadowbrella?

593
00:30:23,656 --> 00:30:28,285
It means that they'll have to find
somebody else to do their dirty work.

594
00:30:28,577 --> 00:30:31,121
- We're out of the Big Ambo game.
- [all cheering]

595
00:30:31,413 --> 00:30:32,832
Thank you! Thank you so much!

596
00:30:33,123 --> 00:30:35,376
- That makes things so much easier.
- I know.

597
00:30:35,668 --> 00:30:38,128
Does that mean
we're in trouble financially again?

598
00:30:38,420 --> 00:30:40,297
No more than usual, right?

599
00:30:42,341 --> 00:30:46,762
But I have to say
that the 12th L of leadership,

600
00:30:47,054 --> 00:30:50,724
which is "learn,"
shone like a star for me today.

601
00:30:51,016 --> 00:30:54,436
I learned that
the most valuable thing to me...

602
00:30:54,728 --> 00:30:55,728
[sniffling]

603
00:30:55,938 --> 00:30:58,065
...is all of you. It is.

604
00:30:58,357 --> 00:31:00,517
- [Ashleigh] Aw, Karen.
- I'll help get you cleaned up.

605
00:31:00,776 --> 00:31:02,278
Thank you. Thank you so much.

606
00:31:02,570 --> 00:31:03,570
We love you.

607
00:31:03,779 --> 00:31:05,197
No hands. No touching. No.

608
00:31:06,490 --> 00:31:08,534
[indistinct chatter]

609
00:31:08,826 --> 00:31:13,747
So will I be getting my bonus
this paycheck or the next one?

610
00:31:14,039 --> 00:31:16,709
Because I brought the business.

611
00:31:17,293 --> 00:31:18,586
You guys just didn't close.

612
00:31:18,878 --> 00:31:20,212
I did my job.

613
00:31:23,924 --> 00:31:25,092
[cawing]

614
00:31:26,844 --> 00:31:28,262
[all cawing]

615
00:31:42,860 --> 00:31:43,860
You know what?

616
00:31:45,029 --> 00:31:46,405
Maybe it's not so bad here.

617
00:31:49,450 --> 00:31:52,286
- All right, what's the damage?
- You're looking at it.

618
00:31:53,329 --> 00:31:55,205
Yes, I am. There's a lot to look at.

619
00:31:55,497 --> 00:31:57,750
Looks like a backup dancer for Lizzo.

620
00:31:58,042 --> 00:31:59,668
I mean, we got a bariatric stretcher,

621
00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:02,671
but we're gonna need two.
I don't know what we're supposed to do.

622
00:32:02,963 --> 00:32:04,340
We could always use the crane.

623
00:32:04,632 --> 00:32:07,343
A crane.
Oh, big idea from the probie over here.

624
00:32:07,635 --> 00:32:09,395
They teach that
in new-guy school these days?

625
00:32:09,595 --> 00:32:10,595
- Mm-hm.
- Nice, nice.

626
00:32:10,638 --> 00:32:12,514
Okay, so here, let's do this.
You take the bag,

627
00:32:12,806 --> 00:32:14,391
and you tell me what to do. Go ahead.

628
00:32:14,683 --> 00:32:15,976
What do you want to do here?

629
00:32:16,268 --> 00:32:19,188
Shut the fuck up, all right?

630
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:22,480
When I want to hear what you wanna do,
I'm going to ask you what I wanna do,

631
00:32:22,733 --> 00:32:25,128
and then say it twice because
I don't care what you want to do.

632
00:32:25,152 --> 00:32:27,655
All right? Go read a textbook.
Go, go, go, go, go go.

633
00:32:28,572 --> 00:32:30,824
I mean, these guys,
they pass one state exam,

634
00:32:31,116 --> 00:32:33,535
and then all of a sudden,
it's just idea after idea.

635
00:32:33,827 --> 00:32:35,707
I don't know where
they keep finding these guys.

636
00:32:36,413 --> 00:32:38,707
A crane is a pretty good idea, though.

637
00:32:38,999 --> 00:32:40,709
- [EMT speaking indistinctly]
- Shut up!

638
00:32:42,503 --> 00:32:46,131
- They get dumber and dumber every year.
- I don't know where they find them, bro.

639
00:32:46,757 --> 00:32:47,757
[officer grunts]

640
00:32:49,093 --> 00:32:50,093
[door opens]

641
00:32:51,887 --> 00:32:52,972
[door closes]

642
00:32:55,724 --> 00:32:57,393
[suspenseful music plays]

643
00:32:58,394 --> 00:33:02,147
I've been expecting you, Joseph.

644
00:33:02,439 --> 00:33:05,067
[theme music playing]

645
00:33:05,117 --> 00:33:09,667
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